Monday, June 4, 2012

Phonecall

*riiiiing*
"Hello, is that NASA? Hi. I'd just like a quick word about your space telescope. Yeah, the Hubble one. I heard it was getting old and you haven't been able to get enough money together to buy a new one. It just so happens we have two spare to give away. Do you want them? No, I didn't give my name, and I can't tell you who I work for. They are good ones - you just need to strap on a few cameras and put 'em on a rocket. No, I'm serious, really. Shall I tell the boys in the warehouse to ship 'em over? Hello?

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