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Homer:    Congratulations.  Welcome to the Homer Simpson Program.
Ned:      So, what happens next?
Homer:    One day soon, I will come for you.  And then the game will
          begin.  Could be in the middle of the night ... could be when
          you least expect it.  Or, whatever's good for you, I don't
          care.
-- "Viva Ned Flanders"